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Tihon
-14th November 2003, 13:38
WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!

WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do.

WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?

WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE: Would she use my epees and gloves?
HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.

WIFE: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: Shit.

Have a nice day ya all

cheers

Tihon

hokers
-14th November 2003, 15:52
Very Good. It was golf when I heard it before, but worth a smile on a Friday afternoon.

:grin:

oddball
-14th November 2003, 17:13
cool joke, but its far too clean for me to know!:cool:

Flaxen_Renegade
-27th November 2003, 18:09
that's really classy :)

symon
-5th December 2003, 16:57
Love it!!!

uk_45
-5th December 2003, 17:01
Nice ver nice indeed

minx
-9th December 2003, 09:22
Brilliant!!!