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3 Card Trick
-17th November 2003, 22:42
Jimmy T fell foul of security at Stansted, his Leon Paul test box was deemed a "weapon of mass destruction" and taken to bits - help Barry it don't work no more.

I got enough grief from Derek when he gave the tester its 30 year service.

Osama bin 3 Card

Australian
-18th November 2003, 02:00
rofl

wonderful.... *sigh*

pTeppic
-13th December 2003, 19:37
I've still to find someone to beat my trick at Holyhead:

Official: What have you got in the large bag sir?
Me: Weapons.
Official: Would Sir like to leave the bag there and walk this way please.

Bugger.

Kian

Mantis
-13th December 2003, 21:10
Originally posted by pTeppic
I've still to find someone to beat my trick at Holyhead:

Official: What have you got in the large bag sir?
Me: Weapons.
Official: Would Sir like to leave the bag there and walk this way please.

Bugger.

Kian

The correct answer is, of course, one of:


Sporting equipment
Metal rods used for fencing


:grin:

Tarmac
-13th December 2003, 21:17
its when they ask this which gets me...

"whats in the guitar case?"
duh.
a small bolivian trapeze artist naturally..

ceprab
-15th December 2003, 11:17
Originally posted by Tarmac
its when they ask this which gets me...

"whats in the guitar case?"
duh.
a small bolivian trapeze artist naturally..

How'd you get him through customs then?

reposte
-15th December 2003, 12:14
How'd you get him through customs then?

He knows people.

Moose
-24th December 2003, 02:02
What's in the bag?

What Bag?

That Bag

Arrrrrgh it's following me!

Barry Paul
-24th December 2003, 08:04
Weapons of Mass Destruction
Jimmy T fell foul of security at Stansted, his Leon Paul test box was deemed a "weapon of mass destruction" and taken to bits - help Barry it don't work no more.

I got enough grief from Derek when he gave the tester its 30 year service.

If you read the small print thats the guarentee voided? Barry Paul

Eddie
-24th December 2003, 20:45
you were lucky i had a gun drawn on me and told to lie on the floor in italy 2 years back when i made the smart alec remark of saying i had "tanti spade" -lots of swords- in my bag (this was after dismebarking so not even as if i was trying to get them on the plane).

Their customs guys dont appreciate it so much out here.......im sure they get paid more to over react. it was fine in the end but it was a bit scary at the time.

needless to say that was the last time i play silly buggers in customs.

Just out of interest in the UK if they interfere with your kit and there is nothing untoward about it are they not then liable for any damage incurred?

Eddie

Rdb811
-28th December 2003, 21:31
Originally posted by Eddie
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Just out of interest in the UK if they interfere with your kit and there is nothing untoward about it are they not then liable for any damage incurred?

Eddie


Er no - hence all the fuss about cross - Channel choppers who had their cars impounded and taken apart.