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Tubby
-22nd November 2003, 21:16
stuffin' the aussies
stuffin' the aussies
stuffin' the aussies in their back yard
Oh it should have been much much much more
But we'll settle for Jonnie's drop goal

(Will this post survive the Scottish moderators? I did bite my typing finger and showed restraint after Amsterdam)

Peanut_UK
-24th November 2003, 11:18
Just remember, if you want to sh*g an Aussie, make sure you've got a Johnny. ;)

(sorry, couldn't resist).

Neo
-9th November 2004, 00:17
Originally posted by Tubby
stuffin' the aussies
stuffin' the aussies
stuffin' the aussies in their back yard
Oh it should have been much much much more
But we'll settle for Jonnie's drop goal

(Will this post survive the Scottish moderators? I did bite my typing finger and showed restraint after Amsterdam)

looks like it could also be sung to the tune of "friggin in the riggin" (cos there's **** all else to do)

Neo
-9th November 2004, 11:18
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth penis

The captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel ****
From one place to another

Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was **** all else to do!

The captains name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day he'd stop and play
With his ****in' organ!

The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor!

The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock
For cumming in the brandy!

The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a ****in' nigger
He stuffed his arse with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper!

The Captain's wife was Mabel
To **** she was not able
So the dirty ****s, they nailed her tits
Across the barroom table!

The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found 'er sexual quarters!

Friggin in the riggin!
Friggin in the riggin!
Friggin in the riggin,
there was **** all else to do!

Abdullah
-9th November 2004, 12:02
Originally posted by Neo

He was a ****in' nigger





?????????????:mad: :mad: :mad:

Neo
-9th November 2004, 12:07
Originally posted by Abdullah
He was a ****in' nigger

?????????????:mad: :mad: :mad:

Don't blame me - twas the Sex Pistols! :confused:

Abdullah
-9th November 2004, 12:18
I don't doubt that it was the Sex Pistols, but is it really necessary in this day and age and on a public forum like this??:kabam:

I don't think so!!

Neo
-9th November 2004, 12:33
Originally posted by Abdullah
I don't doubt that it was the Sex Pistols, but is it really necessary in this day and age and on a public forum like this??:kabam:

I don't think so!!

oh get off ur high horse... its a song, nothing more. A mildly amusing one at that, if rather crude...

Tarmac
-9th November 2004, 12:35
have you played GTA San Andreas... that N word is everywhere...
in hip-hop, films etc etc... and i might get slated for this - but its used mostly by...uh.. how do i word this...ethnic minorities??? in those mediums - i hasten to add!
not being intentionally offensive btw!!!
but yeah Neo man.. could've used a few more **** in there

Neo
-9th November 2004, 12:37
Originally posted by Tarmac
have you played GTA San Andreas... that N word is everywhere...
in hip-hop, films etc etc... and i might get slated for this - but its used mostly by...uh.. how do i word this...ethnic minorities??? in those mediums - i hasten to add!
not being intentionally offensive btw!!!
but yeah Neo man.. could've used a few more **** in there

I was going to make that point, but I thought I'd be"politically correct' :grin:

It's also notable that people willl never complain about that fact that u got various other people being abused in those lyrics (women for one thing), but no-one ever mentions that....

No doubt it'll all get deleted anyways :tongue:

Abdullah
-10th November 2004, 21:44
The sooner the better!!:moon:

Neo
-10th November 2004, 22:49
ah just established ur identity. Didn't realise it was you :tongue:

Not intended to be deliberately offensive - well ok it is, but not deliberately offensive to any one person or group...

Blame Roger, he introduced me to the above song :grin:
s'all good... :grin: