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-3rd March 2004, 18:26
Honky Tonk Women In A Fencing Style

I met a gin-soaked, sabreur in Memphis
She tried to take me outside for a fight
She punched me hard right on the shoulder
'Cause I just can't seem to parry to the right

It's the blonde sabreur Women
Gimme, gimme, gimme the sabreur blues

I fought an epee beast in New York City
And did I get one hell of a damn fright
The lady then she covered me with bruises
She broke my nose and then she broke my pride

It's the tall epee Women
Gimme, gimme, gimme the bruised hand blues

-4th March 2004, 07:59

-4th March 2004, 12:20

reminds of the reason I started fencing ( a blonde sabreur picking a fight with me at college in the US)

Pointy stick
-5th March 2004, 06:37
Very good. :0)

This reminds me that Mick Jagger himself is a very unsuccessful duelist, and can't get no satisfaction.

(He is also a poor grammarian.)