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madfencer
-19th March 2004, 10:05
DEVILEASSOC AND I HAV DECIDED TO TAKE OVER THE FENCING WORLD (POSSIBLY WIV THE HELP OF ODDBALL IF SHE ACCEPTS!) SO BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!:mad:

bucket
-19th March 2004, 10:26
you will need allies in this quest......

I, Bucket, and the forces of opaqueness (my mates) will help.

All we ask is something small and humble... when the revolution comes return the fleche to sabre.

may the sauce be with you.

madfencer
-19th March 2004, 11:50
u certainly r mad!!!!!!! we will consider u and ur freinds for the job...




....right we've decided (well i hav but im sure devileassoc will agree!!!!) uve got the job!!!!!! we need s many people as poss. so ur m8s wld also b good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

madfencer
-19th March 2004, 11:51
location: under the sink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i like that!!!!! lol!!!! may the sauce b with you-like that 2!!!!!!! u certainly r mad!!!!!!!! (n funny!!!)

devalleassoc
-19th March 2004, 12:39
The forces are growing!! The fleche shall be returned to it's rightful place in sabre!!

Oddball, where are you??
Madfencer, you are my #1. (I do like how you spelled my name. A close friend calls me "Mephisto", short for Mephistopheles!!):sam:

bufc99
-19th March 2004, 13:46
From ym post in Can ne1 here juggle, you must know that I am mad. Mad enough to take up Prolog anyway. I also fence, kayak, climb, powerkite, glide amongst otehr thigns for fun. My friend put himself in hospital for a weekend after a kiting accident, low and behold, the next weekend we were back out at Selly Park again kiting.

Therefore I think that I am equally if not more so as mad as you lot.

Count me in. World Domination is always fun to try, though depedning on if you LARP orno then the end of the world is only a few months away according to my friend.

Oh, I'm also mad enough to play with Fire Poi.

ceprab
-19th March 2004, 14:47
I already own the world.

The current state of it is a direct result of my laissez-faire approach.

You may not have it.

:moon:

gbm
-19th March 2004, 17:49
Orders for the day!

Take the world from ceprab.
Reinstate the fleche at sabre.
Stop all that flicky nonsense in foil (and possibly epee).
Rig the World Championships!

uk_45
-19th March 2004, 18:00
Ok i well help in this one most surley if you require i could talk hayley round but last time i tryed world domination she couldnt decide what to wear!

hayleyjade
-19th March 2004, 18:59
what r u on about uk_45, i rule and own my own world! but seriously what would you wear to take over the world!

i can guarantee when i am alive and awake i am madder than u lot put together. give me a haribo and ill be off on one, youll never stop me (its all about the sugar man!)

uk_45
-19th March 2004, 20:59
Give here two and shes asleep on the floor give her three and shes asleep on...........

devalleassoc
-19th March 2004, 21:41
[i]Originally posted by hayleyjade [/i

i can guarantee when i am alive and awake i am madder than u lot put together. give me a haribo and ill be off on one, youll never stop me (its all about the sugar man!) [/B]

That's the problem............."when u r alive AND awake" When might THAT be, my dear??;)

uk_45
-19th March 2004, 21:43
On the 25th hour. So only once a year!

devalleassoc
-19th March 2004, 21:48
Hmmmm. that could be a problem. Now, what's this thing about "give her three......";)

hayleyjade
-20th March 2004, 11:29
lol, yes im hardly ever awake! but give me chocoalte and i will be!

devalleassoc
-20th March 2004, 12:49
Chocolate it is!! The question is, will you join us on our noble quest??? (THIS is staring to sound like a new Monty Python flick!!):grin:

hayleyjade
-20th March 2004, 17:16
yes i will join the quest

what is the quest for again?

devalleassoc
-20th March 2004, 17:22
Grand!! We shall conquer (There goes that Spanish thing again).........and rule with an iron...........well, we'll figuer that part out, besides 2 heads are better than 1....3 heads are better than.....;)

Gav
-22nd March 2004, 06:56
This is what happens when I take my eye off the boards for a week!? Well, I am back now...

Remember, the all-seeing eye, sees all!

hayleyjade
-22nd March 2004, 08:52
argh!!!!! no!


o hi gav!!! lol!

madfencer
-22nd March 2004, 11:40
hey every1 im bk!!!!!!!!!! (nah u dont say???????!!!!!!!) yea evry1 who wants to join the quest write ur names down in posts like this:
madfencer
(new post)
devilleassoc
etc.
GAV PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
write ok every1 here goes:



madfencer

oddball
-22nd March 2004, 11:51
I accept the challenge, madfencer.

Fleches in sabre, I LIKE IT !!!!!!!!

AND ANNIHIALATE JERSEY, WIPE 'EM OFF THE MAP!!!!!!!!!

Armed with foils, epees, sabres and vodka, we will go forth to victory and the dark forces of fencing will plunge the world into a drunken frenzy!!!!!!!!


muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!

oddball
-22nd March 2004, 11:55
.... and fencing kit shall turn from white to glorious technicolour, masks shall have images to strike terror ( or amusement ) into the hearts of adversarys.....


I'd better stop now!!!!



Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!

hayleyjade
-22nd March 2004, 12:30
muhahaha! lol!

i joineth theee questious!

devalleassoc
-22nd March 2004, 12:38
Oddball.......the perfect attitude!!! More colour, more attitude....this IS a new dawn!!!
Madfencer, Heyley, u r my right (and left hand) me... er.......WOMEN!!!:sam: ONWARDS!!

madfencer
-22nd March 2004, 15:31
well done? u both qualify 4 our test!!!!!!! dont u think so devalleasssoc (spelt it right i think!!!) ur so mad!!!!!

uk_45
-22nd March 2004, 15:36
I'm in!

gbm
-22nd March 2004, 16:18
I demand to have a fencing jacket and matching breeches and socks in chintz! How could anybody beat me (how could they even keep their eyes on me without laughing until they choke?)

I was in hospital a few days ago and was surrounded by chintz curtains. I'm sure it'll wear off in a few days...

hayleyjade
-22nd March 2004, 16:21
just a q, what is chinz?

gbm
-22nd March 2004, 16:21
oh yes,

muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

:transport

:rolling: :iamstupid :silly:

gbm
-22nd March 2004, 16:25
That kind of horrible pattern they stick on 'older people's' furniture. Flowers and things. Like a giant pressed flower arrangement.
I think, don't write that down in an art exam or something.

http://www.fabricsandpapers.com/product_images/1129E.jpg

http://www.fabricsandpapers.com/product_images/6612E.jpg

gbm
-22nd March 2004, 16:31
If you hate yourself, go to:
http://www.fabricsandpapers.com/intro.htm
and on the bar at the top of the page select Store, then Curtain Fabrics, then Floral.

Urghh.

devalleassoc
-22nd March 2004, 18:16
[QUOTE]Originally posted by madfencer
well done? u both qualify 4 our test!!!!!!! dont u think so devalleasssoc (spelt it right i think!!!) ur so mad!!!!! [/QUOT


Agreed!! All are doing a fine job. Seems like we've even got a decorative scheme going!! (Chintz??:tongue: ) Together, onwards, and parry high!! Oddball, where are the libations??

oddball
-23rd March 2004, 09:39
libations? Ye wot?

oddball
-23rd March 2004, 09:40
If theres one thing ah hate its chinz, BURN IT!!!!!!!

Muhahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!

madfencer
-23rd March 2004, 10:13
right...ok then...u lot REALLY are mad!!!!!!!

devalleassoc
-23rd March 2004, 11:58
Originally posted by oddball
libations? Ye wot?

VODKA!!

gbm
-23rd March 2004, 12:23
dictionary.com:

li·ba·tion P Pronunciation Key (l-bshn)
n.

1. The pouring of a liquid offering as a religious ritual.
The liquid so poured.

Informal.

2. A beverage, especially an intoxicating beverage.
The act of drinking an intoxicating beverage.

devalleassoc
-23rd March 2004, 12:49
There ya go!!! (Would you consider "brocade"??):grin:

bucket
-24th March 2004, 11:35
Right.

Iceman's got his home brewed 95% proof green stuff.

I've got a Jaffa Cakes.

Infinite Fred has dyed the kit. (I'm orange, Ice's blue, fred yellow)

Let's PARRRTTTTYYYY !!!!!!!!!

Just got to get from our secret hideout in Inverness.

madfencer
-24th March 2004, 11:53
going back a bit-i deffinately would not have those **** fabrics in MY flat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
eurgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yea get da vodka quick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

devalleassoc
-24th March 2004, 12:07
I'm with you Madfencer!! Bring on the Vodka, and er.....Iceman's got some funky "green stuff" too, I've heard!!
Bucket....welcome to our lively band of........hmmmmm, well welcome just the same!! On wards to conquer!!:rambo:

Ulrika
-24th March 2004, 12:49
You perverts! :tongue:

//Ulrika - LMAO

madfencer
-24th March 2004, 15:24
y r we perverts?!!! for a start im a girl!!!!!!!!!!!

madfencer
-24th March 2004, 15:25
bucket, do u have a jaffa cake or jaffa cakes u didnt make it quite clear. i think we'll need plural (about 50 packets will do nicely!!!!)

devalleassoc
-24th March 2004, 17:06
Originally posted by madfencer
y r we perverts?!!! for a start im a girl!!!!!!!!!!!

Whay doe being a girl have to do with being/not being a pervert??

We need lots of Jaffas!!! We need energy to rule!!
Hmmmmm, if Bucket does not have enough, we could always hijack a Jaffa Cake" truck on our way to conquering, wht do you think, Madfencer?? (I think we've lost Oddball again!):mad:

Ulrika
-25th March 2004, 06:20
Originally posted by madfencer
y r we perverts?!!! for a start im a girl!!!!!!!!!!!
And for the continuing I'm a girl too. ;)

But still: Floral schintz... *yuk yuk yuk*

devalleassoc
-25th March 2004, 06:35
Originally posted by Ulrika
And for the continuing I'm a girl too. ;)

But still: Floral schintz... *yuk yuk yuk*

I knew that.

As for the chiintz, I think goodbadandme must have gotten hit on the head or something!!

Ulrika, will you join us on our quest?? (you don't seem too mad, but I think you have potential!!)

;)

gbm
-25th March 2004, 07:58
Can you imagine fencing somebody in chintz?
You wouldn't be able to concentrate...

madfencer
-25th March 2004, 10:09
Originally posted by devalleassoc
Whay doe being a girl have to do with being/not being a pervert??

We need lots of Jaffas!!! We need energy to rule!!
Hmmmmm, if Bucket does not have enough, we could always hijack a Jaffa Cake" truck on our way to conquering, wht do you think, Madfencer?? (I think we've lost Oddball again!):mad:

no idea bt im not a pervert and perverts are always associated wiv guys!!!!!!


yep jaffa cakes, alcohol, solvents and other substances id rather not mentin wld b good 4 giving us energy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and also make us madder by far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) yep ill help u wiv the jaffa cake truck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
ODDBALL COME BK U MAD PERSON AND HELP US ON OUR QUEST!!!!!!!!

devalleassoc
-25th March 2004, 13:07
THAT'S THE ATTITUDE !!! WE need CHEMICALS!!!!!!
Now we must search for Oddball!!

Now, about this floral chintz thing...... you are right!! How would you ever lose?? :dizzy:

Ulrika
-25th March 2004, 14:05
Originally posted by devalleassoc
Ulrika, will you join us on our quest?? (you don't seem too mad, but I think you have potential!!) ;) [/B]
I have potential? You Flatterer!!! *lol*

devalleassoc
-25th March 2004, 14:09
;)

devalleassoc
-25th March 2004, 15:02
MADFENCER, Ulrika has joined us!!:fencingsm

madfencer
-26th March 2004, 10:13
wahoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
new member horray!!!!!!!!!!!! lol!!! :grin: :sam: :party: :rambo: :dizzy: :transport :moon: :)

madfencer
-26th March 2004, 10:15
devallessoc i will leave u to continue our work and hijack this forum etc. whilst the easter holidays r on as i will not b online till 20th april. good luck and happy fencing and hijacking!!!! lol!!! we break up 2day so ill cya guyz!!!!

bufc99
-26th March 2004, 10:44
Originally posted by goodbadandme
Can you imagine fencing somebody in chintz?
You wouldn't be able to concentrate...

I have somethign equally as distracting to wear ni my fights. My socks (http://students.bugs.bham.ac.uk/fencing/images/socks.jpg) :dizzy: :dizzy: :dizzy:

Btw, that isn't me. in the picture just someone from my club, not wuite sure who though as I didn't take the picture.

devalleassoc
-26th March 2004, 12:18
Originally posted by madfencer
devallessoc i will leave u to continue our work and hijack this forum etc. whilst the easter holidays r on as i will not b online till 20th april. good luck and happy fencing and hijacking!!!! lol!!! we break up 2day so ill cya guyz!!!!

I'm going to miss you!! Until I return, who shall be my 2nd in command?? Oddball is full of energy and mayhem, but Ulrika has a very cool head on her shoulders. Hmmmmm. (Of course uk_45 is always ready to whack some one over the head......)

Have a nice Easter!!:)

Neo
-9th November 2004, 00:23
Originally posted by devalleassoc
The forces are growing!! The fleche shall be returned to it's rightful place in sabre!!

Oddball, where are you??
Madfencer, you are my #1. (I do like how you spelled my name. A close friend calls me "Mephisto", short for Mephistopheles!!):sam:

will u feed Mr Roch to the lions? :tongue:

bucket
-10th November 2004, 16:43
No. don't want to give lions food poisioning....:grin:

Plans have slightly stalled to take over the fencing world.

we're lost. Can't find the people in charge. Where on earth is the FIE ?

or are they on another planet ?
:confused:

Neo
-10th November 2004, 17:17
http://www.martinjgreen.me.uk/smileys/addict.gif

Neo
-10th November 2004, 17:25
Originally posted by Ulrika
And for the continuing I'm a girl too. ;)

u sure? :tongue:

we shall need detailed photographic proof... :grin:

bucket
-10th November 2004, 18:02
Originally posted by Neo
u sure? :tongue:

we shall need detailed photographic proof... :grin:

Mate. don't go there.

Believe me. Been beaten up for such comments.

(six years ago at High School, still got the scar)

weren't sure if "somebody" (name removed) was male/female.

Definately female.

Neo
-10th November 2004, 22:50
Originally posted by bucket
Mate. don't go there.

Believe me. Been beaten up for such comments.

(six years ago at High School, still got the scar)

weren't sure if "somebody" (name removed) was male/female.

Definately female.

Did she show u her furry gash? :grin:

Total_Fencing
-11th November 2004, 11:44
Originally posted by Neo
Did she show u her furry gash? :grin:

I love how sooner or later every forum reveals itself to have its own residential pervert somewhere...:tongue:

madfencer
-11th November 2004, 12:03
lol :grin:

kingbob
-11th November 2004, 12:16
ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Neo
-11th November 2004, 22:46
Originally posted by Total_Fencing
I love how sooner or later every forum reveals itself to have its own residential pervert somewhere...:tongue:

someone rang? :grin: