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Gav
-8th August 2007, 17:47
We seem to have a sudden spate of them.

Message to spammers:

"GO AWAY, shoo, go on - you are not welcome."

Please feel free to adult-ify it.

Red
-14th August 2007, 14:22
Begone! Peddle thy wares elsewhere ye scurvy wenches! Else a verily vast vase of venetian violets be dropped upon thy head.
A warning, ye have recieved, and so now our parley be done.
Scarper, bringer of spam, and make no return from whence you've gone!

Boo Boo
-14th August 2007, 15:17
Begone! Peddle thy wares elsewhere ye scurvy wenches!

Lots of spamming ladies around the place?

Boo

Red
-14th August 2007, 15:32
The boys that spam are wenches too ;)

Twohat
-14th August 2007, 15:51
Mmmm! Curvy wenches!

Boo Boo
-14th August 2007, 15:58
The boys that spam are wenches too ;)

I have this horrible picture in my head of big stubblely men dressed in old fashioned "wench type" dresses and with their hair in braids... and it is all you fault! :mad: ;)

(I think that Twohat has a COMPLETELY different picture in his head... :rolleyes: :whistle: )

Boo

Genstu
-14th August 2007, 16:24
I am still damaged by the Bounty [kitchen roll] adverts !!

As for spamming have you ever or do you know anyone who has or ever would even consider buying anything! from a spam email.
Is there really money in sending spam ?

Red
-14th August 2007, 17:40
Bounty wenches?
I prefer twohat's curvy wenches....

Rdb811
-14th August 2007, 17:49
Bounty wenches?
I prefer twohat's curvy wenches....

Or better - Cadbury's Flake Wenches. (although I've nothing against the Bounty ones either).

Which gives a second chance to quote Half Man, Half Biscuit:

"... but she's got Dickie Davies eyes"

Red
-17th August 2007, 21:18
Hmmmm... This forum needs a wenching section...

Twohat
-17th August 2007, 21:39
Hmmmm... This forum needs a wenching section...


Armoury and Equipment probably covers it - I sometimes use an adjustable wench when I'm fixing equipment . . .
;)

rugmike
-31st August 2007, 16:25
Sadly mine's a bit rusty.

Twohat
-31st August 2007, 19:09
Sadly mine's a bit rusty.


A rusty spammer in the works?

Red
-31st August 2007, 20:02
A rusty spammer in the works?

I use my spammer to hit rusty nails.