After a brief career as a human cannonball I went on to learn how to train Meercats to cook omelettes. Finding that this was not a bill paying job I wandered through various occupations (briefly) before finally settling on the idea of coaching fencing. More fool me (facepalm)……
Location:
sarf innit!
Interests:
Meercats, cannonballs (human), the whereabouts of Gaddafi’s hidden oil billions…